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a-weenie:

i wish my skin was as perfect n porcelain as patricks wow

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

7 hours ago on June/19/2013 at 05:41am with 198,210 notesReblog
rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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7 hours ago on June/19/2013 at 05:41am with 5,759 notesReblog

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bennyandomar:

Here’s my mini challenge look for this week! Again, I didn’t push it far enough, but come on. Tell me this isn’t fabulous!

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)


I told her that you were asleep, but that one day, you’d wake up and come back to her. And she asked me, “If Mommy’s been asleep since I was born, then how will she know what I look like?” To which I replied, “Because… Mommy’s been dreaming of you.”

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imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

so the camaro went missing last week

and after forcing stiles to look into its disappearance he finally arrived with some information

turns out isaac traded it on craigslist for a collection of designer scarves and pea coats because it “seemed like a good deal”

the little shit didn’t think i would notice my car was gone? really?

it’s a good thing my anchor is anger because everyone in this town is fucking infuriating

15 hours ago on June/18/2013 at 10:04pm with 17,394 notesReblog